This is my strawberry plant just moments ago when i took off the little net curtain skirt it was wearing. A bird ate my first strawberry that was ripening nicely and as i didn't have a piece of net big enough for the whole plant i skirted up the stalks where the fruit would grow. I hadn't looked up it's skirt for quite some time so imagine my delight when I uncovered that lot!
I went out to construct this piece of architectural beauty. Obviously I should've trained as an architect.